From the home office somewhere in a small corn riddled town in the southern part of Indiana comes this top ten list. I think we all need a bit of humor to get through the agony of waiting for the United States Senate to pass the 2010 Unemployment Benefits Extension-so with that in mind--here goes.
THE TOP TEN ITEMS THE SENATE IS THINKING OFF PASSING INSTEAD OF THE 2010 UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS EXTENSION
10. All Senators who prank call the elderly get a 10% Pay Hike
9. Lawyers and TV News Anchors have to switch jobs for a mandatory four months
8. The FIFA World Cup will now be called the United States Senate Bowl
7. The Oil Companies who spill oil will now have to do it on the Democrats lawn
6. Nancy Pelosi will have to kiss Hillary Clinton at the next Brittney Spears Concert
5. Mel Gibson will make Mad Max Revisited, or else
4. The Super Bowl will now be played in Washington until further notice
3. President Barack Obama will stop playing basketball while video cameras are around
2. The Oval Office will now be used as a Senate Spa and Resort
1. The Senate vote will now be composed of 3 men, 2 women, 2 giraffes, 6 ducks and a very friendly goat who votes by wagging his tail.
That's it for my Top Ten List of Things the Senate is considering passing in lieu of the 2010 Unemployment Benefits Extension. Hope this list is of little interest to us tomorrow if the 2010 Unemployment Benefits Extension is actually passed by the United States Senate.
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